Wednesday, April 23, 2008

What Makes You Give a Little Chuckle!!??

Well my good friend Leah's topic for her tag this week was what makes you laugh...and so let's think:

*Nothing...that's probably the biggest thing that makes me laugh..no really NOTHING!!

*Kyle's kisses which include his entire little mouth engulfing my mouth as he proceeds to try and lick my face off..kinda gross but cute when they're one!!

*This one only makes me laugh NOW-when it actually happened..well not so humorous as you will see....Picture you're 8 or 9 years old on a camping trip with your family and you have to well let's say "use the facilities" and the "facilities" on such an outing happen to be the woods-honestly not so strange yet but then when you get done with your business you realize you have no toilet paper and so not wanting to run around with skid marks in your drawers all day you use the handiest thing possible which are leaves...STILL not too unusual until you realize a week later that your posterior end has turned into a virtual scratching post because unbeknownst to you, you previously used poison ivy to rid yourself of the aforementioned skid marks and therefore have turned yourself into one big pink blob (of course because you had to BATHE in calamine lotion!!) Then you must visit with a doctor who tells you this information all while trying to suppress a laugh that he's just not doing a very good job of suppressing!! I was 8 people!! Imagine the comments at school when you can't sit down at your desk!!

*Okay on to something less painful-Dalin's incoherent rhyming babble...he can and will take any song he hears and turn it into a rhyme with quite often unrecognizable lyrics,but at least he knows how to rhyme!!

*Chris and I putting our own spin on the "Gallon Challenge", and in case you aren't privileged (I use this term loosely) enough to know what that entails, click on the title of this particular blog entry: "What Makes You Give...." Anyway, our wimpy version was some juice we had on the table and we just looked at each other and we both knew what was about to happen...the race was on....we both chugged and I ALMOST had it all swallowed to be victorious until I looked at Chris and busted out laughing...now the pervervial drink out the nose is usually supposed to be funny but daggum if it didn't sting like the dickens.....that hurt for a day but at least it reminded us why we ever liked each other in the first place...we had fun together and this was just a glimpse back upon those days "oh so long ago"

*Watching Chris, and his "boys" wrestle....it's fun to see Chris pretend to be the wrestling announcer and Destinee is the round girl...you know the ones that parade around in booty near nothing holding their little number cards...whoa did they have to complete first grade to do that!! Now with that said Destinee does not wear the booty near nothing attire-she just announces who wins the rounds when either Chris's nose begins to bleed because Dalin has kicked him in the face or Kyle hit him in the nose with a VCR tape (he's abused, I know) or when Chris accidentally throws Dalin too hard on the bed and he bounces up in the air like he was on a trampoline and subsequently falls on the floor!!

*REBA-the TV Show with Reba McEntire, and Melissa Peterman....awesome show and now I've heard that it was canceled....:( And they took all the episodes off my favorite bit streaming site on the internet...so now I can't see the last two seasons!! :(

*Dalin and/or Destinee's mispronunciation of words: i.e. "Please bless this food that it will nourishnate our bodies." And the crunchy pieces of dried bread that are often put on a salad are of course called...."utons"....what there's a C R sound in front of that?...no way!!

*And last but not least: the irony of how long we've been here since before we got married Chris had never been furthur west than Georgia!! Oh wait a minute being here this long doesn't make me just laugh...it's something else...let's see how to describe it...it's more of a cackle I guess, you know like the one that the man who's been in jail for a billion years gives after the cop tells him he's been cleared of all charges.....the you've got to be kidding me laughs...yeah that's it!!

It's A Wonder..

It's a wonder that I don't put my clothes on backwards in the morning (too many times at least) because I always get everything backwards on this blog.....anyway though you are supposed to see the kinda hidden picture before the "SHABAM" there it is picture but in case it doesn't come out that way...well, wait a minute is that tag supposed to be in the front?? ;)

Find Waldo!!

Well at least that's what we're going to call my little "friend" that we came across on our muddy, wet hike up from one of the beaches in Saipan...can you see me?? If not scroll down to see me in Cinemascope!! Aren't I beautiful and equally freaky if you saw me underneath your foot!!??